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If I had a dime for every time

the indicated event occurs very frequently
If I had a dime for every time I heard that cat growl, I could buy my own orchard.
by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2008
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Cries everytiem

When you cry all teh tiem
Dannia: ariana you are so ugly
Ariana: *is shook*
Dannia: hoe bag
Ariana: cries everytiem
by Slothiana November 5, 2016
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everyting

Another word that originated frin a typo. It means everything, but is spelled in an orange lily way. It also involves Neopets commercials. Did you know the aardvarks rock? Well, they do.
Andrew: o yea at school my friend and i started calling *everyting* weird a neopet
Carlie: EVERYTING?! OOOOOO!
by mryellowbunbun April 2, 2009
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every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.
by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022
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neverytime

How often something that never happens happens.
Phish plays Sing Monica neverytime
by neverywhereman December 3, 2017
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everyytiime

she is the most tasteful arianator on stan twt! the biggest dangerous woman album/era stan, and everytime is her song (only hers). she is just the best i wanna be like her
-look.. this girl acts like she's the best here!
-it's because they're mimicking everyytiime!
by quitimh June 30, 2021
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Every Time I Breathe Air

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.
Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?
by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013
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