ETS

1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SAT and others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)

I have to take the SAT put on by the Evil Testing Satan!!!!

by Doobie Smokes You February 06, 2005

ETing

To slowly touch the end of another man's penis with the end of your own penis, resembling the point where fingers touch in the film E.T.

A: I'm bored, fancy a bit of ETing?
B: You're fucking sick
...
B: Actually yeah go for it, could be fun

"I remember him, we ETed in primary school ... no idea why"

by John Bitch April 06, 2009

ET

"E.T." Is an abbreviation for "end-transmission"
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-it is used on the internet, during Chat talk

- it probably derived from the military, but it does not mean the same thing in context, (... unless you want it to.)

-Its very versatile

- (I am an exchange student in Amsterdam, So no one back home know how awesome it is.... yet!!)

-its awesome b/c it says "Got-to-go" when you really: "HAVE TO GO NOW!"

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Examples:

Number 1:(polite)

Girl101: hey i g2g b4 i am really late for wrk...

Girl101: anything else to say? can we ET?

Bff_ashly86: GO!

Bff_ashly86: ET.

Number 2: (rude)

10:26:35 PM GfAli_sunshine: …And then she says….
10:26:40 PM GfAli_sunshine: … So he said…
10:26:45 PM GfAli_sunshine: THEN I said lol, jk, now way
10:27:47 PM GfAli_sunshine: No **Way

10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: uh huh….. hey I gtg..
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: ET.
10:28:00PM BF_Mike01: (is offline….)

Number 3: (Fast & polite)

person 1: ET? ---->(may i go now please?)

person 2: ET. -----> (by all means, do what you must)

by MHE (that's ME) April 10, 2010

ET

When the tips of two dudes' dicks touch one another and they both cum at the same time. It also works women (whether it's lesbian or just heterosexual).

I was about to bust a nut and we ETed; next you know, we're both covered in cum.

by You speaka engrish September 21, 2018

ET

1. Extra Terrestrial
2. A rate (job) in the Navy which stands for Electronics Technician. The smartest group of individuals in the Armed Forces, let alone the Navy.

1. The Japanese still love that movie ET.
2. 'We need to get the system up! Call an ET over here now!'

by dougesoul March 27, 2003

et

Past tense of "eat" used by illiterate mountain folk.

Pappy: Now wher'd all dem berries go?
Junior: I et 'em!
Pappy: Aw you dun got yerself a whippin'!
Junior: No, Pappy! I promise it won't never happen ag'in!

by Blastmaster June 18, 2003

ET

A short form of the game Enemy Territory. Not to be confused with E.T, the lonely extraterrestrial.

ETPLAYER: I'm going to go hope and play ET!

Ignorantloserdude: *snicker* You still like that stupid Alien. ET Sucks!!

ETPLAYER: *bang*

by Ajpotter April 27, 2004