Eskom

Verb: To normalise one's failures so that others accept them without question.

A verbification of the name of the state owned electricity utility company that supplies all of South Africa with electricity but has failed to accommodate for growing infrastructure to the point that daily scheduled outages have been accepted as a normal part of life since January 2008.

Sarah: "You have to wait 3 weeks for a response from them? Why so long?"
Busiswe: "It's not that long. You just need to be patient."
Sarah: "No. That's a long time. Don't let them Eskom their service delivery."

by sketchybadger September 5, 2020

Epsom College

School fees more expensive than your house, it is the home to the posh cunts of England, with a sprinkle of Asians to boost grades and rugby players with less brain cells than a headless chicken. Known for their Laddish behaviour and huge houses.

Did you see that Epsom College boy, he’s leng but probably fucked all my friends

by Killer whale kerz November 15, 2020

Essemutaphobia

The fear of becoming stupid, because apparently google says that becoming stupid isn't an actual fear, and the word that you may be looking for is stultophobia, which is actually the fear of stupid people. wrong, some people are afraid of being stupid, or becoming stupid, and now there's a word for it

Ari: "Are you doing okay?"

Max: "No, I'm pretty sure that I have dementophobia and essemutaphobia-"

by Deathstarkille December 11, 2020

esrom

Esrom ist a unique name.He is one of the coolest person alive and a badass motherfucker.He is a pseudonym for Jesus or God. He is related with Jesus. Known to be loved by all. Known for strength and courage. Everybody knows him and everybody wants him.

Oh Esrom I want to become you.
Hey Chesee
Oh look the ultimat is here.
He is such a Esrom

by Weihnachten January 2, 2017

Elsome

The act of doing something completely random.

Last night my friends and I ran all the way downtown. That was totally elsome.

by Hannahnotmontana December 16, 2008

Epsom College

Epsom College is the common name for Professor Xavier's mansion. It is the base of operations and training site of the X-Men and the location of a school for mutant teenagers, the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, formerly Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. It is also the worldwide headquarters of the X-Corporation. It is located in the very clandestine region of Surrey, South-East England. The school's motto is "mutatis mutandis."

In the middle of the quad is the Phoenix Memorial Statue, dedicated to the memory of Jean Grey. Notable rooms include the Danger Room, Sixth form Centre and a room containing Cerebro.

The Headmasters Office of Cyclops and Stevey B is on the top floor. Wilson Pitch is a popular hang-out. Directly below Wilson Pitch is the hangar, which houses many transportation vehicles, as well as aircraft such as the X-Men Blackbird.

I used to attend Epsom College for my education, now I've joined the teaching staff of the common room and become one of the X-Men

by DerekMahatijr June 12, 2009

epsom salt

Multi purpose salt that is used commonly as an internal laxative. Can be used to added bathing for soothing of sprains, aches and stings. Another common use is also for fertilization. Magnesium sulfate USP is the active ingrediant. Use of this with other prescribed drugs should be consulted with doctor etc.

good: sprained ankle; hot water in a bucket and add epsom salt
bad: if pregnant and planning of internal use (consult doctor)

by Killian Ryan July 29, 2005