erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood

old poeple have erectile disfunction

by Big_T October 15, 2003

erectile dis-wantment

When one goes flaccid not because of dysfunction, but because there is nothing desirable in that member of the opposite sex.

When I was drunk she was hot, but when I got more sober, I got a sudden case of erectile dis-wantment

by Jahoseaphat July 10, 2009

Erectile Dyslexia

1. A medical condition in which a guy's penis is hard when turned off and limp and useless when turned on.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.

"Wow, that guy must have erectile dyslexia, because that chick is fat and wrinkly."

by Brodino June 2, 2009

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003

erectile disfunction

A condition causing the penis to be un-capable of becoming erect.

Limp dick, floppy wood, Amber.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

erectile constipation

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion

After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.

by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010