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Emperor Mong

Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World's ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we've all made from time to time.
Emperor Mong: Go on, one more beer won't hurt.
Emperor Mong: Of course, she thinks you are irresistible.
Emperor Mong: The police aren't checking anyone for alcohol tonight, they are all in the station having one themselves!
by chrysalis May 3, 2011
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Emperor Popatine

The new Pope: Benedict XVI
He has an uncanny resemblance to Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars. If you don't believe it, simply go search google.
Emperor Popatine just got elected as the new Pope.
by Dorsk May 6, 2005
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Emperor's Onion

A stink so bad it makes the paint on the walls peel, like an onion makes your eyes water.
Adam (Gets out of the washroom) - Aw man
Frank - Choke another donkey?
Adam - Nope, dropped me an Emperor's Onion for the next guy..
by Kallerack March 23, 2019
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Emperor’s Crown

The act of taking your girl and sticking your head into her vagina and then wearing her on your head as a crown
Last night, my girl and I decided to try an Emperor’s Crown, and I think my neck is a little sore
by Dead Lord 999 February 8, 2020
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Emperor Kumquat

A literal Transformer.

If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.

Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.

He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.

Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)

Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!
TF fan 2: Ok I spent 69 hours watching Comodin Cam and I am officially hooked on Transformers YouTube. Feed my addiction.

TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.

6.9 hours later

TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too

Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor

Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!
by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022
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emperor palpatine

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
by shrek 6 February 17, 2020
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Emperor Crosley

Someone who is a dictator and who cries a lot. Someone who annoys many people (a growing term on the cite discord)
JAKE! STOP! being a Emperor Crosley and be fair for one!
by tyler roaster o71 May 28, 2020
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