elmers stick

When the lower region of the shaft of the penis sticks to the upper region of the testicles.

Yo dude, it's spicy out here and I have an elmers stick.

by moosecaboose26 June 11, 2011

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013

pulling an emer

moving into a house and starting a relationship/shagging/kissing/all of the above with one of the housemates.
Also known as shitting on your own doorstep, or shitting where you eat.
Rumoured to have originated in Dublin a while back when a well-known social butterfly started a relationship with a new housemate not long after moving in. Has since been used extensively in colleges throughout the capital.

I moved into a new gaff last week. There is a hot guy living there. I might end up pulling an emer on that shit

by desmondo1984 October 21, 2010

Dead Egger

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg

Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger

by LukAGoy December 19, 2019

Emerald Express

To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.

Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and caught the Emerald Express and it cut 10 minutes off the trip.

by Jamie Walker January 11, 2008

emergency intercom

the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.

josh: have you listened to the latest episode of emergency intercom?

josiah: no

by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022

Emergency Meeting

A meme format, that has to do with the popular game Among Us. Originally created by u/imyourdadboiyee on reddit.

Bulletin Board #1: Daughter missing!
Bulletin Board #2 Daughter for sale!
EMERGENCY MEETING

by _Emper0r_ September 8, 2020