Ear

A hearing device installed on humans at birth by doctors. Commonly found on the head but sometimes around the buttocks area.
Some humans enjoy poking holes with sharp tools in their ears in order to hang colourful rocks and miniature toys off them.
5/77 doctors recommend installing your first set of ears from age 7 and up.

Person A: what are these slaps of meat hanging from the sides of my head?!

Doctor C: these are your ears!

Person A:were they always there??

Doctor C: No, seems your ears JUST came in!

*both clap enthusiastically*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

Ear

all in the family, assuka kinnie, lain freak!! Ear loves to be mischievous but cannot control his laugh to save his life.

Did you hear that laugh?
Yeah, it must be that freak ear again.

by phasing August 17, 2022

Ear

the organ of hearing and balance in humans and other vertebrates, especially the external part of this.

I got my ear pierced today.

by I do edits on youtube TwT November 17, 2022

Ear Thunder

Loud, hard-hitting, beat-driven music. The throbbing sounds of rap or hip hop that pour outta cars with blacked out windows late at night. Rap, hip hop, metal are all Ear Thunder.

Old NWA and Notorious Ear Thunder were poundin' in our brains as we rolled through the hood lookin' to party. The Ear Thunder was loud, but it sure got the party movin.'

by Pistol Packing Pappy October 2, 2010

Ear Rape

Ear Rape is a term used to define distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging.

Me (on YouTube): OK! Time to watch my daily amount of Ear Rape!

10 minutes later...
Me: Welp, fuck! my ears are bleeding!

by LemonSucker99 March 6, 2017

ear beating

When a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane shit that is coming out of their mouth.

Ear Beater: "...So, then I realized that to de-worm my Cocker Spaniel, I would probably have to get it to stop eating shit, but before I did that I would need to let it out of its cage. Whenever I let that little fucker out of his cage he just pisses on everything. You know who else pisses on everything? Steve. One time he pissed on my Cocker Spaniel..."

Victim's Mind: Oh my fucking God, this is the worst ear beating ever.

by miguel666 January 2, 2014

Ear Cheese

The funky smelling junk that comes from ear or other body piercings after not removing/cleaning your holes/piercings for some time.

I took my earrings out and after rubbing my earring holes...my fingers smelled like ear cheese!

by Mista Mista November 24, 2014