P.E.S.

P.E.S. The male version of the female P.M.S. occuring ((hopefully)) more often though.
P- Pre E- Erection S- Syndrome

Not to be taken lightly.

"Geeze you're in a mood."- Girl
"Sorry. It's P.E.S." -Boy

"What's up with him? He's majorly P.E.S.ing."

"Wow. He hasn't suffered from P.E.S. in a while..."

by trio December 16, 2004

E.P.S.

noun: abbreviation for "Explosive Pants Shitting." The explosiveness of the shitting is directly correlated to the distance traveled to the toilet. Often, the shit blows all over the back of the toilet as well.

I had to send one more email, but the E.P.S. was building, so I ran to the restroom, and just got my pants down in time.

by Dick Treat September 13, 2010

M.E.E.P.S.

Noun - massive estrogen exhibiting psychotic symptoms.

Verb - "to MEEP out"

What's wrong with Jane? Why is she being such a bitch? Oh, she's just got a raging case of the M.E.E.P.S.

Check out that bitch over there. She's totally meeping out.

by LAgolightly December 5, 2009

Skittle E P's

1 pint of vodka with 60 skittles and 1 ecstasy tablet mixed in

dude i drank way too many skittle E P's last night

by Fletcher W February 20, 2009

E.P.S.

Emergency Poop Situation.
Sudden feeling you're going to shit your pants.

I have an E.P.S.!

by Solid Solid February 27, 2012

P.E.P.S.I

A insult that i made up with my friends , it’s in spanish , that means :
Puta , Experta , Para , Sexo , Inmediato
In english it’ll be like :
Slut , Expert , For , Instant , Sex .

Kathy fucks with the first guy that walks in front of her , she’s a P.E.P.S.I .
Iggy’s boyfriend blowed her of because she slept with Bryce , she’s such a P.E.P.S.I .

by German A. Basaure January 10, 2018

s.p.e.a.f

super.
phenomenal.
extraordinary.
amazing.
friend.
basically the best friend you can find

gosh, she is the ultimate s.p.e.a.f!! she has been my best friend since we were three.

by vans.girl February 11, 2020