S.E.M.F.

"Speak English, Motherfucker"
Acronym that should frequently and forcefully offered to immigrants--legal or illegal--to the US who refuse to assimilate and insist on jabbering in foreign tongue.

As I was getting on the 2 train in Wakefield, I passed a gaggle of babblers spewing forth "espanol." "S.E.M.F.!" I said. They thought it had something to do with green cards and the INS, and they scattered like cockroaches in the light.

by New York City Dave June 26, 2008

Flag

Get the S.E.M.F. mug.

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

by Caywillz July 1, 2011

Flag

Get the P.E.M.D.A.S. mug.

S.E.M.F.

Shit Eating Mother Fucker

A little boy just stole your candy.
you yell, "Come back here you little semf!"

by alliSINFUL May 13, 2005

Flag

Get the S.E.M.F. mug.

S-E-A-M-U-S

Seamus is a good dude. Caring, understanding, reliable, cute, and everything you could want in a guy. He gives hugs that are to die for and he’s super tall and built asf. If you ever get a seamus, keep him in your life for as long as possible

Damnnn did you see seamus? He’s been working out!! S-E-A-M-U-S

by Sgm31082005 March 12, 2019

Flag