Dutch Oven

the way in which the Dutch cook their foods by trapping them under the covers and farting on them.

I just cooked up some lutefisk in the dutch oven. want some?

by chuckybubbles May 19, 2010

Dutch Oven

1. The act of passing flatulence while tightly bundled under covers or in a sleeping bag with another individual, thus creating a warm, pungent pocket of gas that is incredibly unpleasant to be party to.

2. An awful cooking show on RFD-TV ("Rural America's Most Important Network") mocked on a weekly basis by Joel McHale of The Soup.

1. My girlfriend kicked me out on the street after I gave ger a Dutch Oven last night. She still can't get the smell out of her hair.

2. Dutch Oven is the most unintentionally hilarious television program out there.

by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. February 25, 2008

dutch oven

When a person lying in bed with spouse pulls the covers all the way over their head & farts.

"She didn't want to wake up, so I put her in the dutch oven for a minute and watched her struggle to full consciousness."
*true story.

by Emcee Forz September 15, 2006

dutch oven

the act of farting under the cover and pulling it over another person's head

Timmy farted under the cover gave kori a Dutch oven/

by ks143 July 28, 2008

Dutch Oven

A loving sex move that involves a man forcing his girl's head under the duvet as he lets a big smelly, eggy fart go and literally traps her in there. Almost like an oven, she literally cooks in the heat and sometimes loses conciousness (dependant on strength of the bum-cough). Often questioned 'why' this is sexual, the answer is not known.

'Did you see the ambulance round Big James Kendall's house? Aparently he 'dutch ovened' his girlfried on the back of a night out in a curry house. She nearly died, twice.'

by Will Atkinson March 17, 2008

a dutch oven

To silently fart under the duvet, jump out of bed, run around to your partner and push your buttocks to their face as if going to fart. Your partner will, out of instinct, dive under the duvet straight into the ambush of whiff. A perfect dutch oven.

The missus has PMS, I'll reward her later with a dutch oven.

by Poleyhants January 27, 2007

Dutch Oven

when you are laying in bed with a "significant other" and you fart then hold her head under the blanket

girl: what did you get me for valentines day
guy: hold on...wait a minute...i got something....DUTCH OVEN!!!!

by hooplah February 20, 2004