dick dust

When you haven't had sex in a while and your penis begins to collect dust like a shelve.

I haven't gotten laid in so long I need to clean off the dick dust.

by Taylorret83 June 27, 2019

Dick dust

Pulling out at the peak of sex and/or masturbation, so one can “ejaculate” or “cum” onto a hard flat surface. Once the cum is dried take a credit card and scrape it into a pile/line commonly used for snorting drugs, give it to one of ur buddies and see their reaction to snorting your dick dust.

“Aw man did me dirty I’m finna make some dick dust to give him at the party tomorrow night”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Dick Sucking Duty

A role strictly limited to sucking dick.

Joe: Hey Bill are you still fucking that Sandy bitch?

Ed: No man she wanted a relationship so I had to demote her to Dick Sucking Duty.

by SCUBA STEVE 22 December 28, 2010

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

dickhead dust

Cocaine

He was acting like a real twat last night. Must have been the dickhead dust.

by Soul Witness February 26, 2020