douchebags

Some one who goes beyond a douche.

Hey we must be douchebags because we idolize the Jonas Brothers and think they have talent!

by jimgraves August 3, 2009

douschebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

Douchebags

People we generally do not like.

Dude: I don't like that guy over there.

Other Dude: He's probably a douchbag.

Dude: I generally don't like douchebags.

by Nagballs July 17, 2009

douschebaggery

Of or relating to a dousche bag.

The Christian Scientists arguments were pure douschebaggery

by Adam C Henderson September 1, 2008

synchronized douchebags

When there are two cars in front of you on a two-lane road going exactly the same speed, preventing you from passing. Can be expanded for three or more lanes, or even walking behind people on the sidewalk.

I would have been here earlier but these damn synchronized douchebags on the Parkway didn't let me pass for 20 miles!

by purplecowboy September 11, 2009

One of those douchebags

A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.

1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."

by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009

Duschebagery

The dumbass actions that dumbasses commit in order to qualify for the coveted dumbass title.

Also used extensively by the character "Dean Winchester" from the hit show "Supernatural".

John: Hey all we have to do is get one more peep into this 68' Volkswagon bug and we'll break the old record of 42!

The Fab: Now hold on here! What's the meaning of all this Duschebagery?

by Westfall60 June 27, 2010