durpivore

A mythical creature that stalks the internet for its prey of internet spam and online trolls. It has been known to devour entire userpages and will on occasion eat trolling videos. In order to summon a durpivore one must offer an internet troll and play the durp song. It's a distant relative of the jewpacabra.

I was busy trolling on BF3 when I saw this big ass portal open and my character got eaten by something. I swear to God dude it was a durpivore.

by @ngrym0thertrucker October 2, 2013

Dumpie-Poopie

The art of getting ready to announce to everyone you have to take a massive, expolsive dump!

I have to take a really bad dumpie-poopie!

by relief of bum June 4, 2010

Durple

A form of neckbeard; the pube looking hair on Naruto fan's necks and chins. Can apply to any body who has this type of beard and in fact isn't a beard but scraggly pubes on ones chin or neck.

Usually accompanied with an awful BO.

Also, the only word to rhyme with purple ever.

"Jake did you see Johny's neckbeard?"

"Yeah, it's more of a durple though."

by Tyler Bevington September 17, 2007

Durple

In the color spectrum version, the anagram of the word GOD, is Green, Orange, and Durple.

Also a shorter word for Deep Purple.

What can be worse than a purple nurple, a Durple nurple

by the philmer September 28, 2011

durrie cunt

to ask someone if they would like a durrie(cigiarette).

bogan 1:aggh...(swig of beer)...durrie cunt?
bogan 2:yea cunt, cunt durrie.

by i wish to remain anonymous December 8, 2006

duppied

A term used to describe someone that has been beaten up

Yo dabz you ere dat skitz got duppied last night fam

Dat nigga got duppied g

by Datbadasshonky April 25, 2016

Durries

Cigarette, Australian saying, commonly used in Queensland, sometimes not understood in other parts of Australia.

Hey bloke, can I scab a durrie of you?

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003