Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Drinkability

The not only taste good but is easy to drink. Does Not fill you up or make you feel full!

Man this Coors Light has Drinkability!

by DarkCaution April 10, 2011

drinkability

the suitability of the beverage container for oral consumption of the substances contained within the beverage container

this canister has excellent drinkability

by wes riley February 13, 2009

Plausible Deniability

To know that your condom broke inside but you choose not to tell your partner

She has so many boyfriends, that if she ever gets pregnant, all of them gets the benefit of plausible deniability

by Tashrifm July 24, 2022

anal durability

the studies of subjects z and v, and the tests upon each subjects anuses ability to stretch.The studies indicate that the larger the mans mass the greater abilitliy the anus has to stretch.Thus having the superior anal durability.

yo dude after mortal kombat you want to go test our anal durability?

by wombstretcher March 30, 2010

drinkability

A drink you have concocted (made up) personally or as a group that has the potential to be delicious.

That blue glacier (vodka and raspberry koolaid with ice) has drinkability.

by MoJo76 May 15, 2018

Dickability

Dickability is the innate ability to be a complete dick yet maintain some endearing quality that people love.

Carl has dickability!

by Somewhere in Arizona July 8, 2018