Dewayne

A gay dude. Usually hispanic, sometimes atracted to girls. Has a small penis, doesn't like to wear deodorant, but will if you force him. Has finger like toes. Makes friends clean his room. Super akward, but fun to hang out with. Can't rap, but insists that he can. Doesn't like mattresses. Won't admit that he likes getting his hair straightened.

Dewayne's house has such a lovely fragrance

by upsvoegele August 11, 2010

Dewayne

A smart person who loves gymnastics and loves wrestling and also havea a girlfriend that he treats with RESPECT!

Dewayne is so fun and good looking

by wixkedwayne October 29, 2019

Dewayne

Heybotty straight .
Loves Gracie's and peyton

Dewayne likes peyton

by Jfjrhehdjri4iehrjt November 1, 2019

Dewayne (DW)

Whore

Dewayne (DW) you whore.

by cervic January 6, 2023

Dewayne

Whore

Dewayne you whore.

by cervic January 6, 2023

Duwayne

Realist nigga in the world. He is gonna ride for you no matter the situation. and he loves him some lightskins.

Duwayne is a real nigga

by School is for retards November 19, 2023

Dewayne

A rare breed of human who excels at doing absolutely nothing, yet somehow makes it seem like they’ve accomplished everything. Known for their remarkable ability to stay unbothered while the world crumbles around them, Dewayne thrives on letting you figure it out while they “supervise” from a safe distance. They are experts in dodging responsibility with a simple shrug and a confident, “You got this.”

Example:
Person 1: “Dewayne, can you help me fix this?”
Dewayne: “I could… but isn’t this a great opportunity for you to learn something new?”

Special Skills: Turning basic effort into a Herculean task, dodging emotional conversations with precision, and somehow always being right without lifting a finger.

Warning: May cause severe eye-rolling and a desire to throw things.

by Vaguecomprehension November 16, 2024