ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

Dunkshit

Thank you in mispronounced German

Person 1- i got u some chicken
Person 2- dunkshit

by Spidergiraffe June 1, 2015

Count your ducks

1) To become aware of all the good in your life

Matt: "Oh man, I failed my math exam!"
Susan: "Well, count your ducks. You could be dead."

by ravenclaw198 April 22, 2017

two ducks in a bucket, fuck it

You do not care, the situation does not bother you.

"Yo, your ex girls dad died."
-"Two ducks in a bucket, fuck it. I didn't like that guy anyway."

by GR aka T-rex November 3, 2008

Dickshot

A dickshot is when you are out hunting and Dick Cheney appears and shoots you. This has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.

"Man, that 78 year old lawyer who got dickshot just had a heart attack"

by DRDANOFTHEUSSANARCHY April 18, 2006

ducksnort

In baseball, a hitter bloops a hit over the infield and in front of the oputfiled for a base hit. Coined by White Sox Announcer Hawk Harrelson.

Ducksnort...it's falling over the 2nd baseman's head for a base hit.

by Markopat July 8, 2007

dickshit

A legitimate Indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the English-speaking world.

"Chief Minister of Delhi, Sheila Dickshit, has fallen in the line"

by gzk September 18, 2006