Douchetard

A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like.

1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle.

by erwix August 16, 2010

douchtard

A person who is a douchbag and is retarded to boot.

That douchtard couldn't walk and chew gum at the same time.

by hhopper August 18, 2008

douchetard

Basically a mix of a douche and a retard, also known as Kendall Parkens.

Ainsley: Kendall Parkens is such a douchetard

by Kendallsdaddy October 20, 2017

douchtard

mentally challenged douchbag

greg is a fucking douchtard

by lmfao June 24, 2003

ducktard

A ducktard is basically a fucktard, excpet that you get a pretty funny visual after calling them a ducktard.

You are a ducktard. (Then you snicker to yourself the immage of their head on a retarded ducks body.)

by dan July 25, 2004

Ducktard

A Retarded person who has a big upper lip making him look look a duck

Fly away ducktard!!!

by figglewaggle December 21, 2006

doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.

Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!

by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007