Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.
I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!
by SkaWtT July 19, 2014
Get the Extra Sensory Deception mug.Immaculate deception occurs when a woman or girl pleads that she is both virginal and pregnant at the same time. She is so skilled in the art of deception that she not only convinces her boyfriend or husband that this is a miracle that has occurred but then somehow get a religious cult of billions of people to believe her lie and then to worship her and her bustard child.
"Say Betty did you know that Jesus is the immaculate deception son of the almightygod ?" " hey, if joseph is buying that load of crap why say anything." "am I right?" immaculate deception
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Get the Deception mug.1(n) Nanaimo metal group featuring the drumming of Magog
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap
2(v) The act of Magog decieving people into believing that he isn't a dwarf when in fact he clearly is.
3(n) A bunch of crap
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Get the Magog's Deception mug.A suburb north of Brisbane near the Redcliffe/Rothwell area.Commonly called depression bay or decrepit bay by discriminating citizens of nearby suburbs or towns.Well known for it's shoe stealing inhabitants,countless teenage mothers and overuse of the word C*NT.Great shopping opportunities for those after a wild night out.
1st person:"Dude, i was at a party at deception bay last night"
2nd person:"D What?"
1st: "yeah D Bay, and when i woke up someone had taken my shoes"
2nd person:"D What?"
1st: "yeah D Bay, and when i woke up someone had taken my shoes"
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The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!
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