Wheeling and dealing

The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.

Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.

by 🐺 November 2, 2017

Dueling Harmonica

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.

After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

by The College Board April 14, 2008

Duolingo Bird

The bird who stole your family including your kids and doesn't feed then until you learn a diffrent language.

New York Times: A mysterious bird named "Duolingo Bird" might be the suspect of dead victims. This is because people didn't learn any new launguages in 1 day.

by packtober April 4, 2019

Duolingo

Duolingo is a website to help you learn a new language right? Wrong! Duolingo is practically torture. Watch out, the Duolingo bird looks cute and friendly, however it is a possessed demon. If you miss your lesson the bird will haunt you until you fall on your knees and beg for mercy. Don’t even try to skip your lesson two night in a row... unless you want to end up like Billy, we don’t talk about him. Anyways if you want to learn a new language and you aren’t afraid of being massacred by a “harmless” bird try Duolingo out today!

Me: one night of no French is fine
Duolingo Bird: you missed your lesson... you know what that means
Me: what’s that noise *blacks out*

by I like avocados November 2, 2019

Duolingo owl

a monsterous bird from the duolingo app that will threaten you if you don't practice your languages

me: oh no! I forgot to do my Spanish
friend: run!! The duolingo owl is after u

by @hflwindensemblememes on insta April 21, 2019

Duolingo

A catfish and a kidnapper who disguises as a cute, friendly green owl. Slowly this green owl will keep manipulating and guilt tripping you into doing things you otherwise would never do. It starts with learning a language... but it ends with something way worse, and once you enter, there is no way out. Duolingo will literally kidnap your family to keep you under his wing.

Me: Duo you can't keep ruining my life like that!
Duolingo: Shouldn't have missed that Spanish lesson *evil laugh*

by bhatesyuh May 21, 2020

BUTT DIALING

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.

Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009