why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

by cuntsrus October 9, 2008

dryassness

the feeling of being in the basement of a Xerox building with no moisture in the air

Joseph: "I'm drinking this nasty ass Vitamin Water to try to offset the dryassness in here."

by qzqqqzqqqqzz December 23, 2014

dryass

A sack filled with hay for a teamster to sit on when riding on snowy, frozen logs.

Hey Earl! Ya got any extra dryasses for me to sit on? My ass is getting damn cold back here!

by brody barnabus May 21, 2012