When you have had a hard night on the cocaine and beer, and the wife asks for sex but your penis behaves like a drunken noodle
Billy got home from the party and his wife was up for some hole pumping but when she put her hands down his pants she was very disappointed as all she found was a drunken noodle.
by cocolover March 30, 2015
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A clothing company with soul thats based on the ancient and sacred philosophies of kung-fu.
"Drunknmunky represents all those who are not afraid to be who they want to be."
Quality is top notch. Rivals Triple 5 Soul (555) and Ecko
Style is mostly Urban/Hip-Hop/Ancient and very comfortable.
Every year Drunknmunky adds the Chinese zodiac animal that corresponds with the year.
Every Hoody includes a stash pocket behind the tag.
You can find this label online @ drunknmunky.com or retails like boathouse or winners.
Expect to pay $70 for a hoody unless you can find an ebay deal.
"Drunknmunky represents all those who are not afraid to be who they want to be."
Quality is top notch. Rivals Triple 5 Soul (555) and Ecko
Style is mostly Urban/Hip-Hop/Ancient and very comfortable.
Every year Drunknmunky adds the Chinese zodiac animal that corresponds with the year.
Every Hoody includes a stash pocket behind the tag.
You can find this label online @ drunknmunky.com or retails like boathouse or winners.
Expect to pay $70 for a hoody unless you can find an ebay deal.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
Get the drunknmunky mug.Similar to Godwin's Law, this law states that the longer a online political debate continues the more likely it is that someone will bring up George W. Bush, typically totally out of context. When this occurs the person who invokes Drunkemiller's Law has lost the argument and the thread should be closed.
"I've always thought that Jimmy Carter was an overrated president."
"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law
"Well, at least he's better than Bush! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!"
Drunkenmiller's Law
by Strictnein December 12, 2008
Get the Drunkenmiller's Law mug.The state of mind you're in when you've been dipping in the sauce. Where all of your normal sober problems hit while you're drunk,which leads you into a spiral of more drinking and or just drunken rambling along with crocodile tears.
Gary:man, this Rum got me on some drunken conscience ish
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
Steve:can't you just say shit, you drunken fool!
(Gary starts cryin') leave me alone man!
Steve: I shoulda cut you hours ago
by Ya Boy Trax July 30, 2010
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Get the Drunken Duncan mug.Someone who, at a party drinks too fast too much. Usually pukes everywhere, like a "puking dragon" Is loud, boisterous, and smells funny. Makes an ass of him(her)self, and usually ruins their welcome, unless with the closest of friends.
The DrunkenYeti is best kept locked inside it's domicile, where it can harass the community of online gamers.
The DrunkenYeti is best kept locked inside it's domicile, where it can harass the community of online gamers.
"Man! You might want to call Becky and apologize, the other night you were a drunken yeti!"
"Dood, the other night you started puking all over the camp site. Thanks for being a drunk yeti again!"
"Dood, the other night you started puking all over the camp site. Thanks for being a drunk yeti again!"
by xxattentaterxx December 9, 2008
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