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Doody-free

A self-inflicted state of constipation, usually caused by embarrassment.
1) Since Rose moved in with her boyfriend, she’s been doody-free.
2) Sydney took one look at the communal bathroom in the dorm and has been doody-free since.
by Koumba July 28, 2018
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Call of Doody

When you're on a mission to take a shit so big it could be considered a WMD.
"Hang on guys, I'm just gonna leave the lobby for a couple minutes, I'm feeling the Call of Doody, if you know what I'm saying"
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 30, 2015
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Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid
by Mr. Pie March 1, 2008
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droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children
by theFishPillow March 27, 2011
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Kip Drordy

Third Grader from South Park with no friends. Obessed with sad clowns. Once friends with a young jew named Kyle.
0 friends on facebook.
Kip Drordy is bad friend stock.
by TrevorSeanKai April 12, 2010
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cocky doody

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
by Kandy the Embezzler June 30, 2009
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doodypult

A well endowed gay man sticks his flacid penis into his own ass, thus arousing him, and making his penis hard. as his penis gets harder, it creates a "doodypult" as it flicks back out of the asshole.
That guy just did the most awesome doodypult!
by Jefferz August 29, 2005
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