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driving the bus

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005
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Driving the bus

To on the Sauce, out for pints, on an absolute mad wan
Amy “are you driving the Bus?“. Liam“ yeah I am“
by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020
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Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.
Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023
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driving the porcelain bus

Vomiting into a toilet -often violently and for an extended time- whilst holding its rim like a steering wheel.
Australian Prime Minister, Kevin Rudd, when asked at a press conference about his recent bout of food poisoning: "Yes, I was driving the porcelain bus half the night."
by Ozymoron October 2, 2009
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driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx
Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.
by timbo6969 January 3, 2017
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driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004
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Driving the white bus

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.
After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.
by mj_oblio June 17, 2004
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