dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018

Dried Sullivan

Someone with squinty eyes and a very crusty appearance.

When Jason finally awoke and walked into the kitchen, Paul couldn't help but notice that he had one heckuvva dried Sullivan. Jason squinted and crust popped off of his face in all directions. "God, I'm so crusted" said Jason. "I can see that," said Paul, removing several crispy flakes from his waffles. "You have quite a remarkable dried Sullivan."

by Bover January 3, 2010

Dried

verb. drinking alcohol and smoking weed afterwards in the same session

James: what're you doing this weekend?
Dave: we're all getting dried at my house.

by Dan(: January 7, 2010

Drired

So tired from studying or staying awake for hours straight, you start acting drunk.

I have four midterms next week, I'm going to be drired for days.

by Advertising 4880 February 28, 2013

dried mangoes

1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.

2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".

"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"

"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."

by stoopids May 31, 2016

Dried Milk

Cumming into a milk jug and letting it sit out

Kyle: Who drank all my mother fucking dried milk

by Milk 38 February 4, 2020

dried children

Another term for male ejaculate that has been left to dry, sometimes long enough to form a crusty residue

I always recommend showering before sex so we don't get distracted by the dried children

by aScruffy August 10, 2020