driedfecta

The combination of the three finest dried fruit: raisins, apricots, and cranberries

Kip: Can you pass the prunes and banana chips?

Pam: We don't have those here-- We only serve the driedfecta

by dan theman October 22, 2008

freeze dried

The act of consuming alcohol, marijuana, and mushrooms all at the same time.

Cody: Man, I just chased that mushroom with a shot of fireball!
Dennis: And you're high as balls!
Schuyler: Dude you're so freeze dried

by R!ff Raff July 1, 2014

Panty Drier

An guy that's so ugly he dries out any wetness a girl had in her underwear.

He is so fucking ugly. What a panty drier.

by fembot2000 January 27, 2008

freeze dried hippie

Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.

My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!

by casmay26 May 10, 2008

that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016

Freeze-dried Bullshit

Bullshit to the nth degree.

Did you hear Bill caught his girl creepin' with Doug?

Yeah, that's some freeze-dried bullshit there.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

roll dried

After being being busted by cops, usually for excess partying, the officers then rape you in a group fashion. This typically occurs after one has been drinking and smoking weed simultaneously for extended periods of time.

After waking up sore, with a hangover, a ticket, and no memories of the night before, James concluded that the only reasonable explanation was that he and the bros were roll dried last night.

by ballroller007 May 10, 2010