gas station breakfast

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.

On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.

by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020

Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

A phrase made popular by the 1989 movie 'Heathers' and the 2014 musical of the same name. It is very similar in meaning to 'Are you retarded?'.

Heather Duke: Can I be red?

Heather Chandler: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? I'm always red

Heather McNamara: I've been looking forward to this all day!
Heather Duke: Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

by ChrisWiltrout December 30, 2016

South Side breakfast

Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.

Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.

by lstr September 26, 2013

DreamWasTaken

Dream, real name Clay, is a Minecraft youtuber with over 2 million subs. All of his videos start with “Minecraft, But...”, and he works really hard on them and it really shows. Majority of his content is with his friends SapNap (who is pretty chill) and GeorgeNotFound (who screams “ohhh dreammm” and “DREAAAAMMMM”) . He’s extremely funny and known for his beautiful wheeze. Overall Dream is amazing :)

Friend: “Have you heard of DreamWasTaken?”
Other Friend: “Of course he’s amazing!”

by ohhgeorge April 17, 2020

breakfast boner

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

by canvasfred August 9, 2010

Leeds Breakfast

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.

'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."

by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008

Dreamwastaken

creator of minecraft sex mod.

dreamwastaken my little meow meow

by piss slinger March 25, 2021