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Dairy Smorgasbord

When you take a week to a month to ripen your fumunda cheese and while recieving head, the girl eats the cheese while jacking you off and washes the cheese down with your cum.

A.K.A:

The dsb
"The Smorg"
Head 2.0
cool kid 1: Yo cool kid 2! What you do last night?

cool kid 2: Oh hey cool kid 1, chris' mom came over and i gave her a Dairy Smorgasbord.

cool kid 1: dsb's are the tits.
by Tushar Agarwal March 14, 2009
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December 15th National Drarry day

National Drarry day or as some people call it "the day Harry Potter confessed his love for Draco Malfoy"
YO WASSAP FUCKERS ITS DECEMBER 15TH NATIONAL DRARRY DAY, KISS MY FLAT ASS IF YOU DON'T SHIP IT!
by 😗💅🏽 November 16, 2020
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Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).
Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.
by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012
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Dairy Smorgasbord

When you go a week without washing your balls then make a girl eat your fumunda cheese while jacking you off. You then cum in her mouth so she can wash down the cheese
Dude, Wisdom just gave that chick a Dairy Smorgasbord last night.
by Wisdom Orji February 4, 2009
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Drarry

Draco/Harry. a homosexual relationship between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Not to mention in my opinion the best thing to happen to the World Since the Bible and Harry Potter himself..... so tere ya go.

it can be romance, hurt/comfot/angst/in or out of hogwarts, before war ends, after war ends, read and see. it can be in any situation be it magical or non-magical. in the Canon HP universe or not. Over or under age. Everyone knows they are gay or it doesnt ev en matter cuz they are totally meant for each other * YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE* ( i myself sometimes say Haco just cuz i can)
Me: SO i read another Drarry last night.

Friend what is it again?

Me: it's slash between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy

Friend: OH YEAH i was reading this one where Draco gets hit with ....
by Drarry Sustains Me October 22, 2009
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The Dairy

Where Kenny Rodgers was raised, bitch.
Hi, I'm Kenny Rodgers and welcome to Jackass. We're doing the Dairy Challenge!
by Tylertc13 November 5, 2010
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Dairy Queef

A female who is sort of trashy.

the kind of girl who would make a
loud juicy stinky queef then roll up the windows
and laugh about it

the kind of girl who stirs the kool aid with her fist, licks mayonnaise off her spoon straight out of the jar, and might possibly put sour cream in the guacamole to make it 'creamier'
That girl looks like a Dairy Queef, maybe you should go hit on someone else.

That girl should be 'DQ'd' for looking like a "Dairy Queef"

"Did that nasty moist queef sound come from that nasty trashy girl over there?"

"Yeah, that Dairy Queef over there did it"

EW!
by fresh margarita December 6, 2010
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