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Dillion

Phrase uttered by Glaswegian neds (see Ned) to express a variety of emotions / impluses / thoughts (if thinking is possible when strung out on Schweeties) including:
1) punch / beat up someone
2) indicate admiration for a female or car or fish supper.
3) indicate an extreme degree of the succeeding adjective / verb / noun.
Commonly preceeded by the word "pure".
First know use circa 1995 in a chippie in Maryhill Road - "Joahnny, dillion him" - now a common ned word used in any number of situations.
As in...
1) Ah'm gonnae pure dillion you, ya fuckin' dobbur!
2) Check oot that bird Donna-Marie, sheeza pure dillion - or - haw haw look at that E.V.O. (i.e. Mitsubishi evo) itza pure dillion. - or - haw brullyint, this chippie does a pure dillion roll and chip wi buckie, no?
3) You're a pure dillion bawbag. - or - haw they versace trackies are pure dillions - or - ah pure love Donna-Marie's sovvy rings, they're pure dillions.

Etc. etc.
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Dillion

A dick sized number which usually causes women to climax upon hearing it.
I have a dillie dough dillion dollars darling, you down to do it?
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Dillion

A shit ton. More than a Million, even more than a trillion for that matter.
I love Cassie a Dillion times
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Damillione

A real man. Everyone loves him especially the ladies. Often described as Gods gift to this earth. He is a one of one and cannot be copied. You’d want a Damillione in your life.
Damillione is the love of my life
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Devillion

A layperson’s name for the number one followed by 666 zeros, 10⁶⁶⁶—a quantity that is hell-bent to prove itself to be of relevance or significance to mathematicians, metamathematicians, or theomaticians.
Could Hades hold a devillion souls if the wicked aliens from other planets or galaxies were fated to live eternally with earthlings?
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dillion has a very small weiner
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Dillion

It is a unit of measurement. The exact number is 1200Q56. It originates from the Olden English terms of Dozen and Million, hence it is like a dozen million.
Jake: How many people are in Wateska?
AJ: About 60 Dillion.

Meghan: They have more tractors than people here.
Kylie: Yeah they definitely have a dillion just hanging around doing nothing.
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