Dogshit Broken Fingers

What happens when you fall down (usually drunk), break your fingers and land in a pile of dogshit.

I fell off the swing broke my fingers and landed in a pile of dogshit, now I've got dogshit broken fingers! Can you come take me to the hospital my fingers really hurt and they stink too

by superweird_95 May 7, 2011

Dogshit taco

A drink made of whiskey and rootbeer.

1 part rootbeer
3 parts ice
11 parts whiskey

Man those dogshit tacos hit hard

by Hsinrfikens January 27, 2019

fucking dogshit

someone who's trash at video games such as DirtyBarn21 or Drake at fortnite

dude he thinks meming in videogames is still funny he's so fucking dogshit.

by Pulsyylol March 29, 2021

dogshit mule

A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!

"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"

by garrythegrey May 30, 2016

Eat a dogshit

An instruction that should be given when a request is made that one performs some request that is currently out of one's capacity or willingness to execute. Particularly apt if the requestor has a genuine grievance. Can be prefixed with the word 'Go'.

Andrew : We'll have to stop smoking cigarettes in here because the smoke is giving Wayne a sore throat.

Dan : Eat a dogshit, Wayne
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Person a : Can you give me back that fiver I lent you?
Person b : Go eat a dogshit.

by o-corny April 3, 2010

dogshit

feces of canine origin

Aw crap! I just stepped in dogshit!

by Wes64 October 29, 2011

dogshit-in-dogwater

Like the term dogshit, but doubled in severity.

"Twitter is such a dogshit-in-dogwater website."

by plastithottie 1.0 September 3, 2021