Creamy DoughNut

The act of giving oral sex until the partner would jizz on the doughnut simulating a Glazed doughnut and he or she will eat it while listening to The Back Street Boys.

Yesterday i had a Creamy Doughnut It was soooooooo good.

by Bosnoteknolola July 17, 2014

Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.

Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.

by Lean Gus August 2, 2011

doing doughnuts

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.

doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.

by minghi January 29, 2004

Doughnut Run

When a male places a large round doughnut around his penis and proceeds to then have anal intercourse with a woman. When about to ejaculate, the male will pull out and "glaze" the donut with his semen. Finally, the female will eat the glazed donut.

Guy 1: "My girl was hungry last night"
Guy 2: "you didn't...."
Guy 1: "you're damn straight I took her for a doughnut run"

by HughHefner69 November 14, 2013

Hurts Doughnut

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.

Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.

by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009

doughnut

The policeman's staple food.

Bad cop! No donut!

by thug February 17, 2003

doughnut pants

Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

by flame thrower March 26, 2009