douchismo

1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.

That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.

by tabitha11 March 19, 2010

Douchish

The act of being a douche; The act of being an asshole.

If someone where to throw you in a trashcan then laugh and leave, that'd be douchish. Or the best example of all, if someone were to not even acknowledge your presence because of the people they hang out with. (Or if you tried to break up a perfectly fine relationship for your own benfit, you'd be acting douchish.)

by she December 29, 2004

doucheslut

a combination of the words bitch and asshole, used as an insult

Jared made fun of Jonathan for his 1 inch penis. Jared is a doucheslut.

by BigDoucheSlut69 October 30, 2010

Douchesleazery

The act of being a douche and a sleazebag simultaneously; to be intentionally and idiotically insulting while treating women terribly.

Jesus, you stood up a girl to have a one-night stand with another? That's some ridiculous douchesleazery, even for you.

by for_great_justice June 2, 2014

Douchify

To denigrate something or someone to its lowest point, usually undeserved.

verb: (transitive) douchify; 3rd person present: douchifies; past tense: douchified; gerund or present participle: douchifying; past participle: douchified

noun: douchification

adverb: douchifyingly

He did douchify the Lord with his blasphemy.

by gegrehet January 29, 2018

Douchist

An over opinionated individual who doesn't feel the need to think things through on their personal beliefs.

'it's important to respect other peoples beliefs. But if you're a ********* you're a dipshit!' *reader scrolls through the text and shakes his or her head* 'another Douchist'

by Gascoigne86 September 22, 2019

douchicle

someone who is bigger douche than words can describe. a hife tool. Matt Canon.

Matt Canon is a huge douchicle

by Randy99 March 2, 2008