Douchy

When you spread a girls bootyhole really far apart then put cooked ramen in her ass and water with koolade packets and some Hershey chocolate and eat that shit straight outta her ass

Girl: wanna do the Douchy
Boy: hell yeah but it better be chicken ramen and grape koolade

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 21, 2020

Douchi

Someone very good at douching, often receives payment to douche people, because there skills are so good.

Dude! im going to see that douchi tonight!

by xxGOOGLExy October 20, 2008

douchie

it is an affect after having anal sex with a chic and you pull it out and your dick has a shit log on it. Similar to a corndog.

You best lick that douchie off my dick bitch

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

douchie

Origanating in a small town in MI. a douchie is the ugly cousin of the douch bag
if ya know what i mean
douchie's are primarily used as nutrition for ethiopian puppies

I am a douchie
wynn is a douchie

by douchie August 25, 2004

douchie baggins

A variety of the word douche bag, the term douchie baggins upholds its prototype's offensive reputation while referring to a character in "The Lord of the Rings" (who is related to Dildo Baggins).

Mr. Cunningham gave me D on my last essay, he's been a real douchie baggins this whole semester.

by Mikey McBeats March 17, 2008

Douchy Douche

someone who is even more of a douche than a douche

That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!

by |V|46607 December 24, 2008

douchie dew

A dance that involves bending the knees and bouncing slightly while swaying left to right with your elbows out.

Emily is doing the douchie dew.

by Michaelfalconejr November 12, 2018