douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

douchenugget

The left over substances left over from sex that could later turn out to be a person later in life.

you my friend are a douchenugget.

by Bealzy October 10, 2014

douchence

Essence of douche.

I do believe I sense a bit of douchence in the room.

Your douchence is overwhelming.

by manbearpig42 September 15, 2010

douchenstein

A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.

Hey douchenstein, clean your dishes.

by Chern November 7, 2008

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

by douchefucker January 22, 2009

doucheketeer

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

by N. C. June 13, 2008