An in the closet snob who wears expensive accessories but refuses to wear anything other then sweat pants and sweaters.
by morIVAN December 2, 2010
Get the douchey vuitton mug.Douchery is douchebaggery which is merely tedious.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Unlike full-blown douchebaggery, mere douchery does not provoke sufficient passion in the observer to make the two hard consonants in the middle of the word worth the effort.
Jack: Check it - what kind of guy comes to a football game wearing a Vacheron watch? Douchebaggery!
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
Joe: Nah man, that's just a fake.
Jack and Joe: <sigh> Douchery...
by Pipe Downn January 10, 2010
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a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...
by random hero March 27, 2005
Get the Douchey Mcdoucherson mug.A unique type of douche. He as well as being a douche possesses many of the characteristics of Urban Meyer.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
An arrogant middle aged man with the maturity of a frat boy.
Someone willing to say anything to get their way. ( lying to recruits)
Someone who runs up the score on lesser competition to feed his already massive ego.
Someone who thinks of himself as a genius while no one else does.
Someone who cries foul when his tactics are used against him.
Also a term describing an inappropriate male on male relationship between a coach and his star player.
That guy is such a douchemeyer for beating praireview a&m 70-3.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
I think coach pulled a douchemeyer on little timmy.
by mitch guist May 7, 2013
Get the douchemeyer mug.Douchekakke is a mix between any "douche" variety and bukkake. It's the ultimate amount of douchebaggery.
"Did you see all those guido's in the bar tonight?"
"Yeah dude, total douchekakke party"
"Hey, have you ever seen Failure to Launch?"
"Yeah, I rented that movie before, it was douchekakke
"Yeah dude, total douchekakke party"
"Hey, have you ever seen Failure to Launch?"
"Yeah, I rented that movie before, it was douchekakke
by Potatobug September 8, 2009
Get the Douchekakke mug.An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.
by the Real Governor January 2, 2009
Get the douchekak mug.a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else
Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.
by doucheyhat August 22, 2009
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