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douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.
"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".
by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017
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by ICBPenguin February 14, 2017
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doucheruptor

Someone (let's face it, probably a white male) in the tech industry who has a god complex and some stupid ideas and has the nerve to foist them on an unwilling world. IE, a douche who is also, or thinks of himself, as a disruptor.

Also: the way Sean Connery says the word disruptor.
"Holy cow, Jack Dorsey is not only unspeakably ugly but a super douche."
"I believe he thinks he's a disruptor and that that is somehow a good thing."
"He's a doucheruptor."
by punnypenny September 18, 2018
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Douchecrat

Pronounced DOO-SHA-CRAT.

The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.

Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:

· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management
I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!
by Douchecrat November 15, 2018
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Doucherstien

The recently made up word 'doucherstien' is an insult. It can be used as a serious insult, or a friendly insult. Whatever. The word comes from the root words 'Douche' and 'Stien'. Douche, meaning a squeeze-bottle used for the clensing of bodily orfices (usually the vagina or the anus). And stien, meaning a german beer mug. Doucherstien means a German beer mug filled with dirty douche water. Douche. Stien. Doucherstien. There you go.
"That asshole is acting like a total doucherstien. I wanna kick his ass."

"Way to go, doucherstien!"
by KnockaboutKlown June 10, 2009
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douchecunt

When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.
This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.
by meta4or November 29, 2011
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douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.
Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.
by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006
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