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by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010
Get the douchecanoemug. A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 April 29, 2014
Get the douchecanoemug. by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008
Get the douchecanoemug. 
Vagina, because the inner lips of a spread vulva form a shape resembling a canoe, and... the rest is obvious. Also used as a generic, fun-sounding term of insult in any context where one might use the word "cunt", "pussy", "twat", etc.
John said he was going to come out last night and help us TP the neighbor's yard, but he chickened out and didn't show. He's such a douchecanoe.
by Wango Zango July 3, 2011
Get the douchecanoemug. your little brother or sister
by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
Get the ass douchecanoemug. (Noun) An entitled jerk who shows their ass by wasting another person's time.
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
ie. ghosting, belittling, humiliating, or being downright disrespectful to another human being.
Synonym: Dick wad, Douchebag, a Richard, Ass Hat
Don't be a douchecanoe, Richard!
by Jephanie November 18, 2020
Get the Douchecanoemug.