My friends and I went out last night and french-toasted this guy's car, and engaged in other such douchebaggitry
by Hodge329 November 1, 2008
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That fucker used to be my bro until he stinkfingered my girlfriend while she was passed out. That's some seriously fucked up repugnant douchebaggery right there.
by Dingleberry Tatas September 24, 2008
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by Kiva April 27, 2006
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by Robert "Robbie" Jackson VIII April 24, 2006
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Get the Hardcore Douchebaggery mug.Of or like a douchebag. Exhibiting qualities that are douchebag-like, such is to say void of any sense of "cool", highly unpleasant, usually male, often showing a excess of confidence, jerkyiness, prickishness and complete lack or awareness that they are personifying a douchebag.
- "Hey man, wanna go to that new bar?"
- "Naw bro, it's way too douchebaggy, with all the $2 jaegerbomb slamming types running around thumping their chests."
- "The scene is way too douchebaggy for my tastes. All they play is Nickeback and Creed all the damn time... and everyone's always screaming "jaegerbombs bro!"
- "Naw bro, it's way too douchebaggy, with all the $2 jaegerbomb slamming types running around thumping their chests."
- "The scene is way too douchebaggy for my tastes. All they play is Nickeback and Creed all the damn time... and everyone's always screaming "jaegerbombs bro!"
by Jeff Howard June 28, 2007
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1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.
2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.
3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.
4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.
6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.
9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
He chooses going on a date with a girl than hang out with his friends on his friend's birthday??!! I declare DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!
by JAR8 August 30, 2010
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