writ of douchebaggery

The fictional statute that allows government officials to withhold information on the grounds of being a douchebag. Coined by the Daily Show's Jon Stewart.

"Dude, I'm no lawyer, but you have to invoke *something*. Fifth amendment, executive privilege, writ of douchebaggery?" ~Jon Stewart

by Anne O. Nymous August 16, 2004

Douchebaggery

The act of being a douchebag

Adam is an expert in douchebaggery.

by AshleyNicole88 December 11, 2007

Douchebaggery

Verb: used to discribe the actions of a person or group who's behavoir is that of an tool, ass, or douchebag

French origin from word douche meaning to wash

She was so upset by his acts of douchebaggery that she promptly hit him in the groin

by C. M. Lauger October 2, 2009

Douchebaggery

The involvement of a douche bag into any conversation or situation.

Can you believe that czech thinks he can get away with being an asshole?
That is some primetime douchebaggery!

by Iceman1008 June 8, 2015

Domino Effect of Douchebaggery

A term used to describe how one Douchebag will cause others around him to become Douchebags.

Mike used to be such a great guy until he started hanging out with Chris, now he's a complete Douchebag. That's Chris' Domino Effect of Douchebaggery for you.

by RDMac April 3, 2011

Douchebaggery

To engage in douchebag behavior

Did you see Kanye West on the VMAs? That was some real douchebaggery!

by Blackcat16 March 8, 2010

douchebaggery

to carry out n such a manner that is generally offensive, lude, rude, and/or of a prick

a man wakes up to the noise of his crying infant, waits to see if it will stop. finally awakens to walk right past the infants room to go smoke a ciggarette fist, then tend to infants needs.....his actions are classic douchebaggery

by loo hoo May 13, 2011