douchegeezer

a douche bag over the age of 35

a douchegeezer is a guy that is useless and over the age of 35

by thatb1tch March 19, 2010

Douchebellishment

The often gold and silver embellishment on douchey clothing made popular by men in Vegas, Jersey Shore characters and the host of Ghost Adventurers. The clothing often is by Ed Hardy or Affliction and usually includes crosses, fleur de lys or daggers.

Looks like the orange, spiky haired guidos got dressed up in their finest douchebellishment for the strip club tonight.

by HunchHunchWhatWhatBahBo April 7, 2011

Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.

The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"

by vingratis March 25, 2009

Douchemeleon

A word comprised of douche and chameleon. (n) A douche bag that is able to disguise his doucheyness from other douches so that they do not know that the douchemeleon is a douche.

Seth Macfarlane is a Douchemeleon.

by Tman2217 July 28, 2016