Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004

Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.

"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."

by Donald Duck May 1, 2003

Douche

A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.

ex.
Aymane- look who's coming

Cam- awww not the douche again

Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up

Liz- I'm going to class now see ya

by daboiiiiiiz April 9, 2009

Douche

The True Hookah King

Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!

by spencermoody December 11, 2010

Douche

A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.

jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.

by lady bits February 20, 2011

Douche

1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

by Sam79000 May 13, 2011

Douche

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

by Michael Markey February 27, 2008