obnoxious frat guys who think they are the shit. Obvious indicators include blonde girlfriends, popped collars, baggy clothes and the intention to get drunk during every waking moment
by dfhjkhfkhsfj February 27, 2008
Get the douche mug.A) A person who is a complete ignorant dick who thinks that they cannot be wrong.
B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up.
C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.
B)A person that talks too much shit and can't back it up.
C)Someone who is a unnecessary tough-guy all the time.
ex) Mike: Tom, stop talking so much shit all the time.
Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll.
Mike: Douche.
ex) John M.
Tom: Whatever dude its how I roll.
Mike: Douche.
ex) John M.
by Mike Markey February 26, 2008
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- A french word meaning; shower
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area
- A name you call an immature idiot(usally male) that pisses them off, very offensive
-An item used ( more in older days ) to clean the ladies lower area
by hpluvr February 10, 2009
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Get the Douche mug.Literal - A liquid concoction used for sanitizing and cleaning the female nether regions.
Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Actual - (Adj) A person who is a waste of oxygen; an idiot. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you run your game. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
That beaatch is a "douche", yo. Tell her to step or catch five quick ones!
My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show.
That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib.
His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".
My boy was "douchin'" out hard last night! The had to carry his ass out the J-Kwon show.
That kid is real "douchey". Keep him out the crib.
His name is Rich, but we all call him "The Douche".
by cfee2xd May 26, 2004
Get the douche mug.To truly describe a douche would be relatively impossible. But here are some of the tell-tale signs that let you know if you, or someone you know maybe be suffering from being a douche:
-Wears american eagle/lacoste shirts with collar permanently popped
-Walks with a little too much of a gangster bounce in his step(note that this rule does not apply if douche in question is black. being dark brown doesn't keep you exempt from this rule)
-Talks like they have an expanse of knowledge of the world when it is in fact the opposite
-Talks obnoxiously and douche-tastically loud so that others have no option but to overhear they're ridiculously trivial conversations
-Pretending to be black, under any circumstances, constitutes automatic doucheness
-Punch their friends on the shoulder soft enough not to hurt, but hard enough to think they actually have some dominance in their circle of friends
-Wear the christian cross on a necklace when their not religious because they want to be like one of those religious badasses in the action movies(e.g. the sniper in Saving Private Ryan. only but he was actually religious)
-Thinking their the fucking bees knees when in reality they're just a DOUCHE!!!
-Wears american eagle/lacoste shirts with collar permanently popped
-Walks with a little too much of a gangster bounce in his step(note that this rule does not apply if douche in question is black. being dark brown doesn't keep you exempt from this rule)
-Talks like they have an expanse of knowledge of the world when it is in fact the opposite
-Talks obnoxiously and douche-tastically loud so that others have no option but to overhear they're ridiculously trivial conversations
-Pretending to be black, under any circumstances, constitutes automatic doucheness
-Punch their friends on the shoulder soft enough not to hurt, but hard enough to think they actually have some dominance in their circle of friends
-Wear the christian cross on a necklace when their not religious because they want to be like one of those religious badasses in the action movies(e.g. the sniper in Saving Private Ryan. only but he was actually religious)
-Thinking their the fucking bees knees when in reality they're just a DOUCHE!!!
*brown man walks in with popped collar and overly large bounce in his step*
Observer 1: Check out the height on that collar. A true display of douchebaggery
Observer 2: And the bounce puts the icing on his douchebag cake.
Observer 3: I bet he thinks he's the fucking bees knees...
Observer 1: Check out the height on that collar. A true display of douchebaggery
Observer 2: And the bounce puts the icing on his douchebag cake.
Observer 3: I bet he thinks he's the fucking bees knees...
by Saucy n00b January 13, 2009
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