douchitude

the official scale used to measure the amount of douchebagginess, or douchery, a person, place, thing, idea, etc, contains

it can be found using the formula:
douchitude = (x)(douche)

0 is the lowest, least douchiest
1 is the equivalent of a douche
2 is twice as douchey as a douche
etc.

it is possible for someone or something to be so high on the douchitude scale, that it goes off the charts and comes back to zero (exp: dance 360)

man, that ride be so whack, it must be a douchitude of 7

shit, that guy looking at that car is so gay, he must be a douchitude of 24

by dan y November 18, 2004

douchit

do-shit & douche it in a lovely combination. Take it anyway you would like. Easy to use in conversation.

Your mom is fat.

DOUCHIT

by HayHay! February 19, 2009

Douchitis

Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, to the extent that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner.

We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, douchebags, douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche Initiative in order to combat douchitis worldwide.

The douchitis pandemic is increasing at such an astonishing rate that the global economy is feeling the horrible effects due to douche-like activity negatively affecting workforce activities.

by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

Douchito

douche bag -ito latin for small; a young or small douche bag (a kid who acts like a douche)

Those kids riding their bikes in the middle of the street are douchitos

by wawaqueen25 August 18, 2008

Douchitude

A brazen display of unabashed douchebaggery.

After seeing the level of douchitude Matthew Stafford just exhibited Spencer Pratt may have to be uncrowned as King of all Douchebags.

by CocoChristopher July 23, 2009

douchitron

The ultimate insult for that jerk who annoyed the hell out of you and everyone else.

Did you see that douchitron who cut me off in traffic and nearly killed 5 people?

by halmonkey September 2, 2013

Douchitude

The annoying attitude or disposition of a total douche-bag, distinguished in part by name-dropping, long drawn-out anecdote of past questionable events, and loud, obnoxious back-patting of one's self.

I really thought Mark would be a good guy, but then he turned on the douchitude and I couldn't handle it!

by yogiwolfman June 28, 2009