dorrington

A man with Small hands. Evolved due to Dan Dorrington's small hands which make the rest of his body look big.

Yea yea yea, he's got Dorrington hands.

by Rubber1 August 20, 2007

hurfing and durfing

Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.

Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.

I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!

by subberz August 31, 2010

Gang Dorking

A gathering of three or more people around a computer.

Chompsky says, "When we were down at the 'net caffe we saw this nard owningat a game so we gathered around and gang dorked his deck.

by Slag November 28, 2004

d0rfing

The act of playing Dwarf Fortress, especially Fortress mode.

DF Player 1: Gah! I'm so tired!

DF Player 2: How come?

DF Player 1: I stayed up all night d0rfing!

by Zeus Hammerspace November 18, 2013

Dording

The player of fortnite who believes building is the way foward, and must be done at all times. This commonly results in the death of the individual. Can also be used for other meanings about someone believing that they know the way forward.

Fred what the fuck are you dording for, we wont make it to the top twenty at this rate you prick.

by Lord Baroné July 16, 2018

Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

Doofing

1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.

1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!

by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017