Doosh Canoe

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.

Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!

by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010

douschenheimer

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german

gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer

by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

doochay

A highly original nickname for someone tall and ruggedly good looking. Of above average intellect. Pronounced Doo-CHAY. El Doochay.

We can run through the amber light, we're pulling a Doochay.

by ddsufhaskfh March 30, 2007

Dooshkey

Said of someone acting so obnoxiously stupid that one might describe him/her as both a 'Douche Bag' as well as a Donkey.

The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey

This guy is sooo drunk, he's acting like a proper Dooshkey

by Mary-Basil November 15, 2013

Doosh Moody

the act of or being the biggest Doosh-tastic person at a job

why you so dam lazy, stop being a doosh moody and get on the plane not youtube

by RHef July 30, 2010

dousche armada

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

Deosche

take a break during work hours and indulge yourself with a power nap (beauty sleep). Usually a relatively good "The Deosche" takes between 45 min and 90min but longer cases have occured.

Too much work today, It`s time for a Deosche

by Krivak April 1, 2022