DoorDash Bully

Someone who always wants to order something off door dash.... but not alone so they need your support and want to get some yummy yummy off of the dash.

Jessica- "Do you want anything from the store? mexican candy? ice cream, pizza, I don't mean to be a doordash bully but lets get something!!!"

by Gunter6 July 12, 2025

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

Doordashing

When you're really hungry so your doordashing a succulent meal to your house by delivery.

I told the boomers I was Doordashing my KFC and Coffee club drink to my house.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 2, 2024

DoorDash Daddy

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, but the DoorDash Daddy only buys the person DoorDash, nothing else.

Heather: "Hey, do you think you can buy me some food?"

Chloe:" I can't, but I'm able ask my DoorDash Daddy to bring some to you."

by RyuMyu October 3, 2020

DoorDash

Bullshit. Zorhan doesn't know what he's talking about.

Hym "DoorDash neither rewards not punishes you on the basis of delivery times. Aside from the natural byproduct of being able to deliver more orders per hour the faster you go, you can take as long as you want. It isn't like Amazon where you have to piss in a bottle because if you don't meet a certain deadline you get fired."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025