Doordashing

When you're really hungry so your doordashing a succulent meal to your house by delivery.

I told the boomers I was Doordashing my KFC and Coffee club drink to my house.

by Snozercrooked snob April 03, 2022

doordashing hooters

You've chosen the most efficient way to solve a problem but totally missed the point.

Yesterday John just read a review of a movie instead of watching it. He was totally doordashing hooters.

by jibo jingo April 02, 2024

Doordashing Hooters

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.

Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.

by jarebear<3 May 02, 2024

DoorDash Daddy

Similar to a Sugar Daddy, but the DoorDash Daddy only buys the person DoorDash, nothing else.

Heather: "Hey, do you think you can buy me some food?"

Chloe:" I can't, but I'm able ask my DoorDash Daddy to bring some to you."

by RyuMyu October 03, 2020