Slippery Doorman

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum

Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"

by coyney September 26, 2011

Dogman Flash

When any player in CS:GO does a bad flashbang. Just like Dogman.

That flashbang was so bad in Tuns. Don't Dogman Flash on my team.

by RenegadeStrykur March 3, 2015

Doomungous

1. Any (usually incredibly stupid) idea that can only and inevitably end badly. Very badly.

2. Any situation doomed to end in epic failure.

Mark: I'm going to hold this bottle rocket, light it, and let it take off out of my hand. It's gonna be sweet!

Everyone else: Wow! What a doomungous idea. You go do that.

by Frizz Connery February 29, 2008

doomaflodgee

When you cant think of what something is called or are too lazy to find out, you call it a "doomaflodgee"

::picks up an unknown article of metal:: Whats is this doomaflodgee for?"

::holds up yearbook press pass:: "You must adhere to my commands, for I am in possesion of my magical doomaflodgee"

by Mitchell and John October 13, 2003

Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.

Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.

by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009

Dogman

Dogman is a cryptozoological creature allegedly first reported in 1887 in Wexford County, Michigan. The creature is described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed bipedal canine-like animal with the torso of a man and a fearsome howl that sounds like a human scream. According to legends, the Michigan Dogman appears in a seven-year cycle.1 Sightings have been reported in several locations throughout Michigan, primarily in the northwestern quadrant of the Lower Peninsula. In 1987, the legend of the Michigan Dogman gained popularity when disc jockey Steve Cook at WTCM-FM recorded a song about the creature and its reported sightings.

OMFG theres the Dogman.... RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Psammead September 17, 2017

dromana secondary

A place where all individualality and self worth is drained from the souls of teens too fucked on drugs to notice, the skirts are higher than any females grades and the staff often spend lunchtimes to pray to Hitler and the devil. In other words a complete and utter shit hole.

"I don't want to go to that school it's a total Dromana secondary ".
"Dromana? You mean drugmana"

by Analcuntloving April 18, 2018