Definitions by Psammead

Dogman 

Dogman is a cryptozoological creature allegedly first reported in 1887 in Wexford County, Michigan. The creature is described as a seven-foot tall, blue-eyed, or amber-eyed bipedal canine-like animal with the torso of a man and a fearsome howl that sounds like a human scream. According to legends, the Michigan Dogman appears in a seven-year cycle.1 Sightings have been reported in several locations throughout Michigan, primarily in the northwestern quadrant of the Lower Peninsula. In 1987, the legend of the Michigan Dogman gained popularity when disc jockey Steve Cook at WTCM-FM recorded a song about the creature and its reported sightings.

OMFG theres the Dogman.... RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogman by Psammead September 17, 2017

Footloser 

Women or men that enjoy Kevin Bacons performance in film of similar name! Personally I would like to stick a arrow through his neck like in the classic Friday the 13th, where his performance was just as bad!

"I love Kevin Bacon in Footlose!" *Nods to friend* "<-- Footloser!"

Footloser by Psammead November 28, 2012

Duvet-slug 

Staying wrapped up in your duvet all day as there's nothing elese to do/or you deserve to do nothing as ya knackered.

I've been running around like a tit all weekend , monday i deserve a duvet-slug day!

Duvet-slug by Psammead June 3, 2011