Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

Doof

1. To satisfy a person sexually;
2. To strike someone with a blunt object

1. I'm going to doof her all night long.
2. If you don't shut up I'm going to doof you over the head.

by Cheddrpeppr May 14, 2010

Doof

Short for Doofus, sometimes used for silly.

Joseph is a doof, but he is a silly cute boy.

by Nicole27 February 24, 2007

Doof

A person who has made a stupid action. Short for Doofus.

Alex Pfeiffer just dropped his phone on the toilet, what a doof.

by Thomas Gaff January 2, 2009

Doof

A person who tries to pick up girls by ice skating and using bad 90's slang

me:"dude did you hear what that doof said?"

you:"no"

me: "he said "she was totally mackin on me man!""

by Sl!mbo January 24, 2008

Doof

The knight from Final Fantasy IX, a.k.a. Adelbert Steiner.

Adelbert Steiner is such a doof.

by Wally the Penguin June 23, 2003

Doof

1. verb I or T
a) A huge shit, to take a doof.
b) Doofing, the act of taking a huge
shit.
2. noun C
To call someone a huge shit.
3. noun C
Autrailian slang for a large outdoor
rave.

1. a) Man, I gotta take a huge fucking
doof!
b) Can't talk, I'm doofing!
2. You fuckin' doof!
3. Hey, wanna grab some yellow coveralls,
a few glowsticks, some eckies and
and head out to a doof?

by Pony Canyon May 20, 2004