Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.
by Russ The Dubjunkie May 22, 2021
Get the Docta Dick mug.by Overcast March 16, 2004
Get the Dental Plan mug.by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
Get the Dental vagina mug.the friendship/relationship between Howard Donald and Jason Orange of the greatest pop band that ever exsisted, Take That.
Thatter 1: 'omg, did you see the part of Progress Live when Howard & Jason had a dance-off?'
Thatter 2: 'yeah, it was a complete Donage moment'
Thatter 2: 'yeah, it was a complete Donage moment'
by morettiaimee August 17, 2011
Get the Donage mug.The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.
A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.
by Casey X. March 17, 2009
Get the Dental Hygienist mug.by GeniusMe707 October 20, 2018
Get the Doctah Wahwee mug.A catastrophe, but involving a dog.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020
Get the dogtastrophe mug.