blowing donkeys

Emitting a huge cloud of smoke from your mouth without much force while smoking out of a hookah. A good rule of thumb for when you have blown a donkey is when you cannot see beyond the huge cloud in front of your face.

Info: Hookahs are notorious for allowing the user to take massive hits that produce a lot of smoke. You will not be able to blow a donkey with a cigarette, nor will you be able to blow donkeys from a pipe. It just doesn't happen.

"Damn, look at Derek. He's blowing donkeys!"

Can also be used in part:" Come on Tony, rip a donkey"

Can also be used without the G: "Evan is blowin' donkeys"

Can also be messed with in terms of tense: "Lauren just blew a huge donkey!"

by Nick Beez July 12, 2006

donkeyshow

a live show in which a woman has sex (oral, anal, vaginal) with a mule or donkey. they are usually found in seedy areas of border towns in Mexico. yes they really do exist and aren't terribly hard to find

for Jeff's bachelor party let's go to Tijuana and see a donkey show

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

by wudupyo11 December 18, 2008

Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006

Where da donkeys

A line in a fan remake of a Ke$ha parody (Glitter Puke)

Wake up in the morning feeling greener than Shrek (WHERE DA DONKEYS?)

by wheredadonks August 29, 2010

donkeysmash

n. a elaborate powermove, perfomed in stopped traffic, that involves slamming into the car behind you to gain the advantage in traffic. Often used to evade a pursuer.

Dude, did you see Delron donkeysmash that narc? He fucked him up! Yeah... he definately got away!!

by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006

Swamp Donkeys

A small group of absolute ballers who go to SHS

Maci: I wanna be in the Swamp Donkeys!!!
Swamp Donkeys: No

by Swamp Donkeys 4 lyfe February 5, 2019