doofuscon

A really dump person.
Someone who acts like a doofus but worse.

You are a Doofuscon

Luke is a doofuscon

by Drew_Skills September 30, 2020

Donius

Donius is a "common" transformation from the traditional name Brandon. However, the name Donius can only apply to a male with an unusually long and thin falic shaft. One might then call him, "Peen."

Donius, did you give her the peen last night?

by BobbyFlayNumeroDos December 8, 2010

hipster doofus

1. Someone who has taken being hip and unique to an extreme and therefore worn the "cool" out of the hip. 2. What Jerry called Kramer on the show Seinfeld.

"He is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. Do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus?"

by HannahB June 27, 2006

Doncus

A Doncus is a person who likes soccer and hockey...usually he likes to take strange pictures that would be often described as Doncus, a Doncus is a 6 letter word with two syllables Doncus is a noun.

Person 1: dude you are such a doncus
Aidan: whats a doncus?

by penny potato April 12, 2013

susmongus dongus

The sussiest creamongus ever (more sussy that moo)

I can't believe I just saw susmongus dongus!!!! POGGERS

by susmoo69420 May 16, 2022

doofus

An foolish, incompetent or stupid person.

tina is a prime example of a doofus

by werdna33 May 10, 2005

doofus

a slow,retarded, and annoyingly cute human being

you’re such a doofus

by hehehe17333 August 12, 2018